
Greetings from Whitby, Ontario! I made it as far as the east side of the Toronto metro area but no farther. Part of me feels like a wimp for not making it to London, but more of me is amazed I made it this far. In any case, I’ll be with family in Michigan by the end of tomorrow, so no complaints from this traveler.
My last post was somewhat tongue-in-cheek regarding my day of “foreign” travel, but it really has been just that. From the moment I crossed the border this morning until I ordered a side of
poutine for dinner, this day has truly been foreign.
I left Burlington at nine this morning (latte in hand) and had a lovely and uneventful drive north through Vermont. I got pretty excited when I saw a sign indicating that Canada was only two miles away. But the excitement was short-lived, because I became a criminal-type as soon as I arrived at the border crossing. As I was awaiting my turn to drive u

p to the official’s window, I snapped a couple of pictures of the red/green light that tells you when you can move forward, thinking that the green light would mark my official entry into Canada. Bad idea. When I got up there, the first thing the guy said to me was that I would have to erase the photos I just took, since taking photographs was prohibited at a security site. He then started asking the standard questions while I struggled to figure out how to delete the photos, whic

h I eventually managed to do. When he asked if I had any animals, I initially blurted out “no” but then realized that Toby, in fact, falls most definitely in the "animal" category. Then he asked for Toby’s "papers." I have no papers for Toby. I didn’t know I needed any papers. I quickly started planning how to reroute my trip, but the guy decided to give me a break (more on that later). He asked my reason for visiting Canada and also whether I was responsible for the wonderful weather they’ve been having out this way. I cheerfully took full credit for the sunshine, hoping to curry favor at this point with any and all of Canada. Then he asked me a question about guns, knives, mace, etc. I said that I had some mace. Possessing mace was my second illegal act in Canada. When he informed me of that fact, I responded with "I guess I should have lied." He said that if I did lie and then got caught, I would be in a lot of trouble. I was given a form, told where to park, and informed that I had to speak with a different official inside. From the inside official guy, I learned that I had to surrender my mace to "the Crown." (More on that tomorrow.) As that guy was filling out the appropriate mace-related paperwork, I jokingly said that I was glad I didn’t have a gun as well, because I would hate to have to surrender THAT to the Crown. The guy got serious and asked if I owned any guns. Is that a crime too? Owning a gun in another country? Fortunately, I do not own a gun (yet), so I didn’t have to find out if I was breaking yet another law. Finally, I was released to go on my not-quite-as-merry way. I decided to look for a restroom before I went any farther into Canada. All the signs were in French, and I don't speak even the tiniest bit of French. Fortunately, I am able tell the difference between the international signs for the men’s and women’s facilities. UNFORTUNATELY, I was so tired that I walked into the men’s room anyway. I was thinking it was strange that a women's room in Canada had urinals and then realized I was not in the
women's room. So went my first fifteen minutes in Canada.
When I got back on the highway, I discovered I was pretty shaken by the border stuff. (Again, more on that tomorrow.) Then I

noticed that every single sign I saw was in French. This stressed me out even more. I feared that maybe I was doing something else illegal – like driving in a dog-free lane or taking photos in another photographs-prohibited zone. The only thing I knew for sure was the speed limit, which I adhered to religiously. I’m usually one of the fastest cars on the road, but in Canada (at least until the last hour or so of today’s drive), I was one of the slowest.

Nothing much to report about the drive itself. Traffic got heavy as I approached Montreal but otherwise wasn’t too bad. I was thrilled when I crossed into Ontario, because then the traffic signs appeared in English as well. The only major issue I dealt with was fatigue. Five hours of sleep over two nights just isn’t enough. I thought today might be a tough driving day, and I was right.
One of the rules I established for myself when I crossed the border was that I could only play Canadian musicians while driving in Canada. I started off with Loreena McKennitt, but her mellow music somehow exacerbated my stressed-out state. So I switched to the New Pornographers, whose quirky music worked much better. Eventually, they also grated on my nerves. Neil Young followed, but after two albums I discovered that Neil can be a bit too soporific. Finally, I remembered that Nickleback is a Canadian band! I blasted their music until I made it here. I even discovered a great Nickleback song that I had never heard before.
I arrived in Whitby around 4:00PM, checked into yet another Motel 6 (by far the most expensive of the trip), th

en wandered across the parking lot to search for dinner. I ended up at Harvey’s, a Canadian hamburger chain. It wasn’t my first choice, but it was the only place I could sit outside with Toby. I had a salad (healthy choice) and the afore-mentioned
poutine.
Knights Canadian Info Collection says this about
poutine: “Poutine is Acadian slang for
mushy mess and is best described as a heart attack in a bowl.” It consists of french fries smothered in gravy with a whole bunch of cheese thrown in for good measure. According to the Harvey’s website, the single bowl I ordered (which I consumed in its entirety!) contained 43 grams of fat (15 grams of which was saturated) and 92% of my daily sodium allowance. And I thought I was being virtuous by not having any cheesecake today!
So I survived the drive, survived my dinner (or so I hope), and decided to sit down to write for a bit. I did a quick online search to see what I could find out about border crossings, clicked on a link, and found the information about needing a dog's “papers." Then I saw that I w

ill need those same papers to cross back into the U.S. tomorrow. But I don't have any papers! Panic ensued. Maybe the guy at the border crossing wasn’t being nice to me at all. Maybe he let me in knowing that Toby would have to spend the rest of his life subject to the Queen's whims. So expensive phone calls were made - first to my vet in Auburn (who didn’t have the actual proof of the rabies vaccine) and then to Karla at the vet’s office in Lake Oswego. Karla is a saint and deserves a happy afterlife. I think she heard the panic in my voice. She was able to find Toby’s records in t

he office archives and then faxed the appropriate paperwork to the motel's front desk. Now my fingers are crossed that this particular bit of paperwork will get us safely into Michigan. But then again, I might run into other problems when I try to cross the border, which I will explain if I do so successfully. So stay tuned for that particular installment.
Toby was a mellow traveler today. Yesterday, he was pretty tense and spent much of the trip standing or moving from front to back to front again and again. I’m glad he is getting back in the traveling groove.
Highlights of this somewhat stressful day: Being wished a very earnest “safe journey” by a nice older couple from Florida as I was leaving the motel this morning. Passing a sign indicating that I was “Midway between the Equator and the North Pole”. Seeing Lake Champlain, the Saint Lawrence River, and Lake Ontario at various points throughout the day. Seeing bright red and reddish orange metal roofs here and there in Canada as well as the silver spires of several churches in Quebec. A hang-glider I saw soaring over a farm field. The signs (in Ontario) that helpfully indicate the fines associated with various too-fast speeds. Hearing Nickleback’s
Someone that You’re With for the first time. And discovering
poutine. (As you might imagine, all that fat and salt makes for a tasty dish!)
Less-than-favorite parts of the day: The border crossing snafu. Getting to a Service Area desperate for food and realizing that I didn’t have any coins I could put in the snack machine. My panic about Toby's "papers." And discovering the nutritional content of
poutine.
Confusing part of the day: Besides the many signs I couldn’t read, I also couldn’t figure out why my GPS always said “MACDONALD-CAR” below the list of upcoming freeway exits. Even after looking online, I can’t figure out what that means!

Best part of the day: Arriving here safe and sound!!!
Total mileage for the day: 405
Total time in the car: Seven hours
Destination tomorrow: My brother’s house in Farwell, Michigan!